My little piggy needed something new. (NIN)

The most obvious advantage of being single is that no one dares disturb you. No one offers you their stupid system of values, no one tries to convince you that you're wrong. No one invades your little putrid world and no one tries to cleanse it with their special supereffective means. No one annoys you with their imperfection.
Being single also means: you don't have to teach anyone to do anything. ANYTHING - behaving oneself, solving one's problems, making out, etc. No one has to trouble themselves accepting my ideal image of a partner.

But there is one huge disadvantage: now I have to carry 10 kg of cymbals alone. My back fucking hurts, and I fucking need an SUV. That's all.

Emo post.

I would like to drain myself by sleep deprivation, or by loads of work and study, or by hours of drumming practice (remember how you increased your speed when you lost in one of your games), or by walking around the city with a camera all day long and coming home with a kilo of black sand in my lungs. There are many ways.
I also gained a little result in self-programming, so everything seems goodie-goodie.

Tomorrow I'm going to have an interview, so that I could have a summer job as a tutor for American students. See my poor English? Think I can succeed?

And how are you getting on, fuckers?