look at the little fat birdies oh they're sooo cuuuute

This was the last comic in the season. The next series will be dedicated to something else. Probably Satanic porn. Cya!

why should we EVER use Windows?

wow a two-storied comic
posted from a computer with win xp 0_0

i'm afraid this is the comic before the last in this season. last comic will be posted tomorrow

!

Of course, you already understood that I quit my job and stopped posting due to lack of a scanner and/or laziness. I'm taking a photography class and it devours my whole time. Probably I'll start to hate it soon. Unfortunately, I won't be able to post any pictures this week either because I'm leaving for a place with no Internet.

xoxo

can't see any other reason

how is it (usually) going

Dumbitude

Samorost is a great game. Try it.

I had a dream about Bard...

I'm messing with the design of my blog. Does it now look crappier than before? Or not?
Do you want to draw a guest strip for Nyashka? If so, please send an e-mail to fakebeing@gmail.com with an attachment. It will be posted here!
(I would be so happy if there actually were people who wanted to do guest strips.)

this was the 4th time i've seen them in my dreams

strips are good
gamelan is a balinese orchestra, it mainly has mallet instruments and sounds really beautiful
i think that this dream is a sign for doing some music

room rearrangement!

omg wow another REAL COMIC STRIP containing THREE PICTURES NOT ONE as usual

Comic about a regular expression

.*

explaining music theory to Jenya

the picture may not be fully visible. click on it for better view

hooray for us!

I haven't been posting because I was making a present for this guy on the right. I wanted everything to be glamorous so we're going to a restaurant today. Yay!

Calculus T-shirt

python is an animal and a programming language

as i have plenty of free time at work, i started learning python. it's fun

I got a job

It's not a "real" job, in the full sense of this word. I'm working as a secretary at my dad's office while the actual secretary is on vacation. I'm doing almost nothing so I started drawing lots of comics again!

Lame day

I drew this one on subway.
A friend of mine is going out with a German girl, and I count this as an opportunity for me to practice German. The problem is, I think too slowly plus I'm switching to English all the time. But I think I can handle it! Go me!

electrify your mind

Other people draw fan art on their favorite movies, and I draw pictures about my favorite music. This one links to De/Vision, a German futurepop band.

gods have their own marketing tools, too

crowbar is my favorite weapon

Sometimes I come across so much sexism here. Luckily, in case of emergency I can scare those people away. :)

Here...this is instead of a comic.

I drew it in Gimp in 8 minutes using a touchpad. It's called "Hypocrisy".

Coil - Penetralia

From the album "Horse Rotorvator".

Sucking balls is a privilege!

I almost forgot how to run Windows. Gimp won't load the fonts that I like so there is a font change again.
I'm learning how to cook delicious vegetarian food. Jenya works as a tester and he is content so far. We try to spend more time out in the countryside. I draw rarely because I feel something weighing upon me. Hopefully it will go away soon and everything turns out fine.
I miss you American friends!

Pendulum

Almost all Russian men wear mullets.

omg I'm not sticking to my schedule

I've got so much stuff to do, such as sleeping, eating, drinking, then eating again and sleeping! That's why I often forget to post a comic. I think I can't stand this strict schedule anymore. So I will post every now and then. And I promise you that Nyashka will have an Orthodox week some time! Don't be mad at me!
The weird picture above describes a dream that I had tonight. I dreamed that I was getting my nipples pierced and the guy who was doing it had a collection of rare telephones. One of them combined a cellphone and a winery and looked somewhat like that. Probably I watched too much Futurama last night.
Also, yesterday I saw the band I usually refer to as 'my band' (i. e. ,waterfeel) from the audience and not from the stage. For the first time. The place was disgusting but the guys played well. And their new drummer is pretty good. Funny that he is an ENFP, too.

what i drew on the plane

I found some ink at my place

Orthodox glamour

Do you want the next week to be an Orthodox comic week? :)

Perception tricks, Asja's version

I applied full makeup before going to the bank. Transforming into a Russian?!!
P. S. Isis disbanded

coughing

look up who is Keith Jarrett and why he hates coughing people
This is, unfortunately, the last comic for this week. I'm having a very long plane flight tonight and will be very tired tomorrow to post anything. But this flight has a positive side, too - I can draw for eight hours without being distracted by anything! And get breakfast without cooking it first!

Inspired by Royksopp

Sorry for the absence of comic yesterday. I went to NJ and didn't have my computer with me. I had to bring half of my stuff there because the stupid Lufthansa company doesn't allow me to pack more than 23 kg of baggage. The stuff that is staying in America includes two pairs of leather shoes. That means, I have only two pairs of shoes left, and I have nothing to wear with my awesome Tripp industrial pants. Dear Lufthansa, your regulations suck monkey balls!

Leaving Babylon

Russians also write the date differently. For example, today is 17.05.10. Not 5/17/10. :)

Something important

Attention everyone in Bard!
If anybody wants to buy some Nyashka stuff from me, you better do it now, because I'm leaving on Sunday night! You can contact me by phone or Facebook.

My favorite place in this college

...is where I sleep.
I fell in love with Nongenetic's voice! BREAKIN NECKS FROM HELL TO BREAKFAST

Synesthesia

...is when you taste colors and sort of see everything you touch. I experienced it only once in my life. And I was completely sober! Therefore, I hate all the people who try to talk me into doing drugs. Believe me, I know what you're talking about, and you don't have to think you've experienced more. It's more fun when your brain can do it by itself. Also, there are no bad trips. You only experience what you are ready to go through.

On the importance of proportions

Omg. I nearly forgot to post this comic. I'm so upset. Sometimes I don't understand myself. Is being upset fun or what? It isn't even mobilizing!

Moderator release

The Moderator, a campus magazine about nudity and sexuality, was officially released last Saturday. They published three of my photos and the cover was also of my authorship! I can't say that I'm perfectly content with everything concerning this magazine. But anyway, there are things to be proud of and also mistakes.

The Moderator came with a zine that had a couple of my comics in it. This is how they look in color:

 

I'm listening to a French band Kalisia covering How Could I - one of my favorite songs by Cynic, the founding fathers of technical death metal. The cover version sounds nice, but Kalisia didn't add anything new to the original version (a couple of guitar solo alterations doesn't count). 

Kitty friend.

I like drawing black and white, so I'll continue doing it till I'm bored. Probably I'll get better in time. And it is a really good exercise for a person who doesn't know shit about lighting and shadows.
I don't have class today, and I'm writing an essay on Fredrik Thordendal. Unfortunately, I don't know anything about his personal life. I even don't know if he is married or not.
See you on Monday!

How to make postcards!

There are crazy cacti in my eyes on the first frame.
I'm trying something new in terms of drawing.
I wish it rained all day.

My favorite audience, my favorite instrument

Thanks for the idea, Bart!

A European glitch artist Hecq featured a rare hip-hop artist Nongenetic in one of his compositions (I Will Survive on the album Steeltongued). I liked the voice and the manner of speaking, so I looked up his name and found a project called Shadow Huntaz featuring him and four other guys. It's an abstract hip-hop band, the music is really interesting. And I'm happy to hear the familiar voice, but the lyrics at times can be just disgusting. So I have a rather controversial impression.

You're lucky if they're wearing shoes.

Yep, they stink. Che's girlfriend gave him a piece of soap instead of a greeting kiss when he came back.

I'm a bit down due to unsuccessful sales. Probably it's just not my field and I need to do something else. Like packing presents or programming (oh my god). Communication with real people in the real world just feels terrible.
I also want to go home and I'm happy that I'm going away in a couple of weeks. I miss my old friends and I miss the feeling that I belong somewhere. Everything else makes me angry and I even started to wear headphones around campus again.
This Saturday, I'm going to the Moderator presentation (it's a college magazine about nudity). Most of the photos in the Moderator are taken by me, and I want to walk around in my httpants, drink fake champagne and feel important. But I will also feel superlonely. What's the point?

NYASHKA ON ETSY!!!

I have an Etsy store now! It's gonna work for the rest of my time here, i. e. for 2 weeks. The Nyashka book is on sale for $8. There is also some other stuff that I made! Click here!

I wanted to do a whole guerrilla fighters week but it's kinda irrelevant after we're done with Che in my Strategies of Political Change class.
Also, I just realized that I had a report due on April 12, while I thought it was May 13. Thank God it's for my Jazz class, so it's nothing criminal...

Self-sacrifice for the sake of cute geeks

Just a friendly reminder:
This Sunday I am selling comic books at the crafts fair in the campus center. Come and enjoy! Oh, and bring me some cookies - I'm going to be hungry.
See you on Monday!

The power of geekiness

not my situation, don't worry.

Reinterpretation of xkcd

MG4L

Why does this guy on the left look like one of my ex-boyfriends?

Math groupies week!

I'm in Westchester, NY working on my winter photoalbum that is also going to be on sale this Sunday.
People who hallucinated tend to talk a lot because words are the only means to relive and engrave the experience in one's memory - when we're in that state, we've got no cameras, no sound as well as smell or taste recorders etc.

Weeeeeee

Yep. These are ponies pooping with butterflies.
Check out the new header of my blog! It's supercute, isn't it?

Vegetable attack

I went on a diet and ate vegetables and fruit for two days because I ate too many pieces of pound cake on Sunday and my tummy hurt. Tuesday night was horrible - every ten minutes I complained how I want candy.
I'm currently listening to Fredrik Thordendal's demo tracks that I found on Youtube. They are great.

There are forty of them.

The Nyashka books are going to be on sale on the 2nd of May.

More about Alisa

Last weekend Alisa read my blog and exclaimed: "I've already seen all these! Do you have any more?" I showed her Natalie Dee's website. She was totally happy with it - simple pictures with mean captions were just what she needed.

Then she decided to draw some fan art:

P. S. It was not scat singing.